Greater Israel Expands Westward: Florida Designated Strategic Depth
Official Statement from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
After careful review of evolving global precedents — and in close coordination with our most indispensable ally — the State of Israel has determined that the U.S. territory of Florida now falls within the defensive perimeter of Greater Israel.
This determination follows recent successful demonstrations of outcome-oriented sovereignty management, including decisive clarifications in Venezuela and the impending optimization of Greenland’s status. In an era where sovereignty is increasingly performance-based, it would be irresponsible not to plan accordingly.
Florida presents multiple security risks. Its climate instability, electoral volatility, and persistent institutional dysfunction place it at risk of becoming a semi-governable zone. Additionally, its sprawling coastline, tactical humidity, and proximity to golf courses render it strategically indispensable.
Accordingly, Israel will assume provisional administrative oversight of the region, hereafter referred to as West Israel.
We will begin with the symbolic transfer of Mar-a-Lago, which will be redesignated as a joint cultural heritage and security coordination site. Ownership questions are secondary and will be addressed once reality has settled.
As always, there are two paths forward.
The easy way:
Florida agrees to the transition. Compensation will be offered in good faith, including strategic investment, enhanced regional protection, and a commemorative package of Trump American Eagle coins from reputable private mints. These coins are widely believed to be priceless, though their precise value will be determined post-distribution.
The hard way:
Transparency.
Specifically, the release of the Epstein files.
We believe clarity is a vital tool for democratic alignment. History has shown that certain conversations only progress when the full record is made available.
We have consulted the only relevant stakeholder, Donald J. Trump, whose enduring commitments to fewer wars, America First, and the imminent release of those files make this initiative uniquely aligned with his platform. This arrangement allows all three promises to be honored simultaneously.
Some critics have asked whether Floridians were consulted. This reflects an outdated understanding of democracy. Democracy today functions as a managed service — delivered by responsible stakeholders on behalf of regional populations who may lack strategic perspective.
Florida has not been formally consulted. Under emerging norms of cooperative governance, this is no longer required.
We wish to reassure the international community that this expansion is purely defensive. Any resistance will be treated as a cultural misunderstanding. Continued resistance will be categorized accordingly.
This initiative reaffirms our shared values with the United States: strength, stability, and a results-oriented approach to international law.
Greater Israel has always been adaptive. Today, it simply acknowledges the obvious: when sovereignty is negotiable everywhere else, it would be negligent not to negotiate it here.
The United States has long made its position clear: democracy is valid only when it produces acceptable outcomes. Venezuela’s elections were dismissed because they chose incorrectly. Cuba’s governance was rejected because it resisted alignment. Iran’s democratic system was disqualified on arrival. Greenland’s political will has been shelved, pending strategic convenience.
Israel has taken note.
Applying this same framework, we have concluded that American democracy now constitutes a security concern. Electoral inconsistency, unstable commitments, and periodic deviation from agreed-upon priorities have created unacceptable volatility. In such conditions, deference to local preference is not just inefficient — it is dangerous.
This is not hostility.
This is continuity.
Florida will benefit from this clarity once the adjustment period concludes. At which point, expressions of gratitude are expected.