By Lee Camp
Eleven million dollars a minute. That’s what we pay… and no I’m not talking about my bill at the Good Vibrations Sex Shoppe. (But I do appreciate when a sex shop spells it “shoppe.” You know, keep it classy. Make you feel like it was founded in the 1500s in England.)
A report by the IMF shows we spend 11 million dollars a minute on big oil – But I’ll get back to that in a second.
So we know we’re in a climate crisis now. (Hopefully you know that and if you don’t, then stop licking the bottom of the public pool. That’s not good for you.) Even Bloomberg News – the news of, by, and for people who like to kick the guy shining their shoes – even they admit “Much of the US Will Be an ‘Extreme Heat Belt’ by the 2050s.” “...in three decades, more than 100 million Americans will live in an ‘extreme heat belt’ where at least one day a year, the heat index temperature will exceed 125° Fahrenheit (52° Celsius)...” And, of course, many more days will be a completely unbearable – yet comparatively brisk – 100° Fahrenheit. It’s kinda like how being punched in the face is awful unless you’ve just been pounded in the balls. Then the face seems almost friendly.